What movies have not aged well?
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
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Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Octopussy
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
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You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Goldfinger
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